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CORNY VEGGIE JOKES - Thanks to Looser on the Staff Site! cblessum on 4/16/2007
How do you fix a broken tomato?
Tomato Paste

What do you say to rotten lettuce?
You should have your head examined.

Have you heard of the garlic diet?
You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner.

What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me.

Where do watermelons go for holidays?
John Cougars' Melon Camp

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.