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HUMOR! Exercise for Real Life... cblessum on 5/22/2006
EXERCISE FOR REAL LIFE

The doctor told me, "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, but my body is out of shape, so I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere:

MONDAY:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.
TUESDAY:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of molehills.
Hit the nail on the head.
WEDNESDAY:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the band wagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.
THURSDAY:
Toot my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success.
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.
FRIDAY:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.
SATURDAY:
Pick up the pieces.
Whew! What a workout!