|Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. ~Judith Viorst|
Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can. ~Author Unknown
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! ~Terry Moore
There is no Chocolates Anonymous because no one wants to quit.
Money can't buy love, but it can buy chocolate.
Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
Carpe Cocoa-- Seize the Chocolate!
Chocolate can't solve life's problems. But it can make them seem
temporarily small and silly compared to sheer taste-bud ecstasy.
In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and He saw that it was good.
Then He separated the light from the dark, and it was better.
One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person
gain five pounds.
The two major food groups: A) The foods that you put cheese on. B) The
remaining foods that you put chocolate on.
There's no chocolate in hell. That's why it's called hell.